Here Comes Uni Life
chrixx | February 26, 2005Forget the stupid TAS and uncoordinated myUNSW for now. UNSW is a great place to be. After all, which uni has Eskimo Joe performing for it’s Orientation and for a mere $10? It’s definitely worth the experience.
Well, the crush for Eskimo Joe resulted in me being squashed like pancakes by a sweaty plus size model and a psycho French-kissing couple making out next to me. Guess they were putting the condoms handed out to First Years earlier to good use. Yes, the uni hands out a “Starters Pack” to First Years and guess what it contains? The Basic Essentials to surviving uni, i.e. IndoMie, Frisbee, McD’s VIP cards, condoms, water bottles, lots of crap pamphlets, stationery, student diaries, etc, etc…..
O-Week is really quite an experience, even more so when you’re an innocent First Year, all eager and wide-eyed, pure and simple, before the seniors (and mentors) corrupt you. The CSE Photo Scavenger Hunt is equally interesting, albeit exhausting. Kinda showed the ugly side of UNSW, having to commute from Lower to Upper Campus on foot. Trust me, even the fittest human being will give in to this torturous path. So, imagine me having to go from Lower to Upper Campus and back again several times a day for different lectures. It’s nutcase, but good exercise. One of the reasons UNSW’s gyme looks deserted. Why pay to torture yourself at the gyme when you can do it everytime you attend your lectures?
Chris is embracing uni life with wide-eyed eagerness and schoolboy innocence. Look out for him!





